straightwhiteboystexting:
“chismohohosa
”
buttbuttgoose:
“ blazepress:
“ Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.
”
Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills
”

buttbuttgoose:

blazepress:

Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills

(via unfollovving)

awwww-cute:
“ Taken in my parent’s backyard. I present a golden in paradise
”

awwww-cute:

Taken in my parent’s backyard. I present a golden in paradise

(via would-i-be-wearing-this-one)

popcultureprodigy:

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions

(via oliveweed)

pizzapriince:
“following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf
”

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf

(via mortifiedmess)

(Source: thegolddig, via pretty-boy-jon)

saddestblogger:

me lookin at road kill: ew that’s gross lol

dead raccoon: ok but you ain’t looking that good either hunty !!

me:

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(Source: slightmood, via textpost-vault)

You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for

dapperzack:

zackisontumblr:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

blogfrenzy:

homoboyfriend:

IMAX and climax

Blockbuster and cockthruster

Hulu and Woohoo?

Amazon Prime and sexy time

Church and praying for forgiveness

(via textpost-vault)

brianhenry:
“ This represents me.
”

brianhenry:

This represents me.

(Source: fuks, via oliveweed)

faronwoods asked: could you possibly draw a small happy opossum for me? it's been a rough week :v

iguanamouth:

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helplng:
“Good things take time.
”

helplng:

Good things take time.

(Source: weheartit.com, via regular-love)