Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.
Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills
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me lookin at road kill: ew that’s gross lol
dead raccoon: ok but you ain’t looking that good either hunty !!
me:
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You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for
nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:
IMAX and climax
Blockbuster and cockthruster
Hulu and Woohoo?
Amazon Prime and sexy time
Church and praying for forgiveness
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faronwoods asked: could you possibly draw a small happy opossum for me? it's been a rough week :v
